I am not about to stand here and deny that those turned grey are not real. Our hearts go out to all those affected by this cursed blight, but it is not what those in higher power have led you to believe! They want you to think this change is unsolvable, when the answer has been right under our noses. Literally!
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**Side effects are uncommon, but may include: Achy Head, Bloaty Belly, Bloaty Feet, Bubbles, Blurred Vision, Complaints, Cricky Neck, D’achoo, Evilness, Floppy Tongue, Fuzzy Fungus, Grumbles, Hair, Itchy Scratchies, Jumping to Conclusions, Kikoughela, Lumps, Lots of Bubbles, Mild Cough, Neezles, Neggitus, NeoBlues, Neocantsueusitus, Neo Flu, Neogitus, NeoMonia, Possession, Shaky Flakys, Shock-A-Lots, Snack Attacks, Sneezles, Ugga-Ugga, Watery Eyes, Way Too Many Bubbles
...and death
***Moltara Obsidian Co. does not claim that Obsidian Capsules will change anyone’s physical colour
****Moltara Obsidian Co. does not claim that Obsidian Capsules can physically make you smile
*****Or return your energy
******Per capsule